I need some new friends.

Friends that aren’t friends of friends to start with and that I just feel like a third useless wheel with for the majority of the time. Friends that I have some common interests with, the music, the books, the comics, the tv, the weird shit. Friends that I’m not afraid of the consequences of speaking my mind to. Friends I’m not scared of upsetting. Friends that can be honest with me. Friends that get my sense of humour. Friends that don’t want to constantly play with my hair. Friends that I haven’t known since before puberty. Friends that are a bit more male. Friends that know when to leave me well alone. Friends that don’t whine at me when I’m refusing to do something they think is a great idea. Friends that don’t want to fix me up with someone on basis that they’re happy in a couple and so should everyone else be loved up and in coupledom. Friends that don’t consistently badger me into doing things that my better judgement says I shouldn’t do. Friends that I don’t fancy. Anyone want to apply?